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A Random Online Terrific Fun List (ROTFL) of stuff my friends and I find online. All in one place!

Darth Vader, King of Zamunda! - Found by Christine

April 3, 2011

A brief history of every version of Internet Explorer

March 23, 2011

First Person Mario

March 18, 2011

Canfield Scientific's Vectra Imaging System

December 31, 2010

Amazing Animated Optical Illusions

September 1, 2010

USA vs. England in Legos

June 16, 2010

Awesome Blur (game) Commercial

May 31, 2010

Mocking of the 24 Hour News Networks - Found by Dan

May 26, 2010


Squirrel Obstacle Course - Found by Aunt Bette

May 22, 2010


Frog related Groaner Joke - Found by Mom

May 12, 2010

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
    
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." 
    
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, & that it's okay he know the bank manager. 
    
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
    
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. 
    
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. 
    
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
    
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" 
     
The bank manager looks back at her and says... 

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.  His old man's a Rolling Stone.

HK Metalcraft - Introduction Video now on Youtube!

March 25, 2010

Cubestormer!

February 20, 2010

Most Generic News Broadcast- Found by Dan

February 4, 2010

Video Dating Montage from the 80s- Found by Dan

Decemeber 28, 2009

My NCAA Football Letter - Bowl Games Special

December 25, 2009

First, Happy Holidays!

Second, there has been some talk about the Big 10 looking for a 12th school.  Could it be Rutgers?

Bowl Games to watch:

St. Petersburg Bowl (12/19): Rutgers vs. UCF – How the heck did Rutgers win like that? Go New Jersey!

Maaco Las Vegas Bowl (12/22): Oregon State vs. BYU –I feel sorry for BYU for this horrendous rip-off.  As expected, not very close.

Champs Sports Bowl (12/29): Wisconsin vs. Miami – I hate to say it, but I think Miami will win this game.

Insight Bowl (12/31): Minnesota vs. Iowa State – Big ten win!

Outback Bowl (1/1): Northwestern vs. Auburn – Ugh.  A mediocre SEC team vs. a mediocre Big Ten team.  Unfortunately, I do not expect a Big Ten win from this one.

Capitol One Bowl (1/1): PSU vs. LSU – This game should be called the “How the heck did we end up here? Bowl”.  Both teams made HUGE blunders during the regular season (PSU only losing at home and LSU losing their nice lead on Bama in the second half).  This could turn out to be quite a good game if the Mr. Clark decides to play.  Another interesting fact, LSU’s O-line is not very good and PSU has had 34 sacks this season.  That combination might allow PSU’s defense to win the game.

Kinoca Minolta Gator Bowl (1/1): WV vs. FSU – One question, how the heck does FSU get to play in 2010?

TARP Rose Bowl (1/1): OSU vs. Oregon – Even though it would be nice for OSU to win a big bowl game, they won’t.  I have a feeling Oregon will not only win, but win by more than two scores.

Allstate Sugar Bowl (1/1): Cincy vs. FL – Tebow University should win.

Valero Alamo Bowl (1/2): MSU vs. Texas Tech – Depending on which MSU shows up, the Big Ten may be able to win this.

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl (1/4): Boise State vs. TCU – Clash of the “Division II” unbeatens.  Both of these teams really need to change conferences.

FedEx Orange Bowl (1/5): Iowa vs. GT – You know what, I really do think Iowa has chance.

TARP BCS National Championship Game (1/7): Alabama vs. Texas - This is probably going to be one of the best National Championship games since Texas/USC.  Colt McCoy had a fluke game in the Big 12 Championship and he will not make that mistake again.  He is an NFL style and ready QB and will be playing more like Peyton and less like Eli.  Ingram is an exciting and dynamic RB and Texas will have a tough time stopping him.  Either way, I predicting a Bama win in the offensive powerhouse struggle.  In fact, I’m hoping the defenses can’t keep up and we have a high scoring game.  Looking forward to it.

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Little Help From My Friends- Found by Debee Brown

Decemeber 11, 2009

So these are the lyrics! I had no idea!

My NCAA Football Letter - Week 12

November 20, 2009

Week  11 Recap:

Does anyone else feel that it sucks that the great bowl game losers will once again be representing us in the BCS bowls.  Woohoo…congrats OSU.  Now you can go on and completely embarrass our league again.  We only have ourselves to blame though.  Penn State did not even show up to play.  Iowa should have gone for the last second TD in regular play and/or learned how to throw the ball away.  Ugh, this sucks.

As of right now, here are my bowl predictions.

Title game: Bama and Texas.  That’s right, I’m calling the upset early.  Urban Meyer and the Tebow University Fightin’ Tebows will lose to Bama in the conference championship.  Or at least I would prefer it that way.

Orange Bowl: GT and TCU.

Fiesta Bowl: Iowa is they win, PSU if they lose and Boise State

Sugar Bowl: Florida and Cincy

Rose Bowl: Oregon and those annoying bowl losers.  I would like to see them win and actually have a Big Ten Rose Bowl victory one of these years, but they absolutely suck in the off season.  Maybe this year will be different.  I definitely have more confidence in either Iowa or PSU against Boise State.

Week 12:

2nd biggest college sports rivalry and Pac-10’s biggest game of the regular season (unless AZ wins, then that biggest game of regular season is final week)

Games to watch:

(10)OSU@UM:  UM is gonna be scary good the next two seasons with Forcier.  Maybe this could be an early start and they can get their 2nd conference win of the season.  Next to UNC/Duke, this rivalry is vicious.
Noon on ABC

MN@(13)Iowa: Deciding game for Fiesta Bowl.
Noon on ESPN

(14)@MSU: Always a great game. We Are Penn State!
3:30 on ABC

(16)WI@NW: I know this is a Big Ten heavy list but this is our last weekend.  If OSU loses and Iowa, PSU, and WI win, then there is a 4-way Big Ten title tie.  I’m fairly confident about three of those outcomes.
3:30 on Big Ten Network

(11)OR@AZ: It’s unlikely, but if AZ wins out, they will probably be the ones heading to the Rose Bowl.
8pm on ABC

I will not be writing a letter next week and I may take a break until the bowl games are decided.  Until next time…

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Josh

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 11

November 13, 2009

Week 10 recap:

That was the second worst game I ever personally witnessed at Beaver Stadium.  (The first was when Penn State played Miami in 2001.)  I felt like Morelli was our QB again.  What the heck happened to the #17 that had so much confidence this season?

Unfortunately, Iowa lost too.

Week 11:

This week’s game to watch will be a short list because as Penn State fans we do not care too much about the national scene after last week.

IU@(18)PSU: Go State, beat the Hoosiers!
Noon on Big Ten Network or regional

UM@(20)WI: See below.
Noon on Big Ten Network or regional

(10)Iowa@(11)OSU: Well, depending on what happened last week would decide who we root for this week.  Stanzi  the 4th quarter comeback kid is out.  James Vandenberg will be starting in his first game in a league defining matchup.  Even though we all know what the possibilities are, here is the breakdown.

  1. OSO wins out, they win the Big Ten.
  2. Iowa wins out, they win Big Ten.
  3. Iowa wins this week, but loses next week.  OSU wins next week. PSU and WI win out. 4 way tie.  Iowa goes to Rose game.
  4. Iowa win this week, but loses next week. OSU loses next week.  PSU wins out and WI loses a game.  Iowa and PSU tie, Iowa goes to Rose Bowl.

In any event, I really want Iowa to beat OSU.  OSU horrendously represents the Big Ten in bowl games and I would really like to see pretty much any other team play in the Rose Bowl.  So with Iowa being the only non-OSU team that can represent us this season, I am rooting for them this weekend.  Go Hawkeyes!
3:30 on ABC

(16)Utah@(4)TCU:  I cannot ignore this one.  LT’s alma mater is playing its last difficult game of their season.  If Texas slips up before the end of the season then TCU may very well be playing in the Title game against either FL or Bama.
7:30 on ?

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 10

November 6, 2009

Week 9 Recap:

I wonder if the refs for the IU-Iowa games will be eligible for the Dick Butkus award for literally taking 2 touchdowns off the scoreboard.

Texas is obviously not a joke and clearly the best team in the Big 12 with that resounding win over the Cowboys. Unless something really wacky happens, we are looking at an SEC-Big12 championship.  This is good news for us because that means the Orange and Fiesta bowls will get open picks and a one-loss Big Ten team tends to be a desirable choice for those games.

Finally, let’s hear it for Oregon.  The winner of the Big Ten will be playing the Ducks in the Rose Bowl if they keep playing like that.

Week 10:

It’s November!  The Big Ten champ will be crowned this month.  There’s an OSU quote (I know, blasphemous) that I really enjoy: “September is for pretenders and November is for the contenders.”

Games to watch:

NW@(4)Iowa: The Wildcats had a great first half against PSU last week and then Clark found his receivers and our defense started to act like Linebacker U.  I do believe that PSU would still win, but I think the score would have been closer is NW QB Kafka played the full game.  The DL is out for this game and Kafka is not on it, so let’s see what he can do against the 4th Quarter comeback-kids.
Noon on ESPN

(9)LSU@(3)AL: If Bama wins, then they will probably take over the 2 spot and they will play FL in the SEC championship.  LSU will not rise to 2 if they win, but then they will play FL in the SEC Championship.  Either way, this is mostly an SEC West championship game to see who plays FL and ultimately represents the SEC in the Title Game.  Huge national title implications with this game.
3:30 on CBS

(8)OR@Standford:  It’s not that I think The Cardinal (yes, it is singular) will win, but as Big Ten fans, we should be mindful of the likely opponent in the Rose Bowl.  A Big Ten team has not won the Rose Bowl since Wisconsin in 2000.  That was 10 seasons ago!
3:30 on TBA

(16)OSU@(11)PSU:  This one is huge!  If any team has hopes of taking or tying the Big Ten crown, they must win this game.  Both are 1-loss highly desirable teams.  Even if Iowa wins out and goes to the Rose Bowl, the winner of this game will almost surely be going to a BCS bowl game.  There a few key points to this game:

  1. Pryor’s ability to control the ball with his hopefully inadequate O-Line.
  2. Clark finding his receivers against a very good OSU defense.
  3. PSU needs to learn how to make a proper open-field tackle.  It’s been kind of embarrassing how many receivers get past us on soppy tackles.
  4. Royster finding holes.
  5. The 12th man in this game is gonna be nuts.  Let’s hope our #1 cheering section forces timeouts and other wonderfulness that those of you who have attended know what I’m talking about.

WE ARE PENN STATE!!!
3:30 on ABC

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Josh

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 9

October 30, 2009

Week 8:

2 seconds!  At least the BCS recognizes the Big Ten as an actual league though.

Week 9:

This week includes possibly the worst match-up of the season and HUGE Pac-10 and Big12 games.

First off, in case you missed it, VT lost to UNC On Thursday.  GT is now a definite bid for the bowl games and unless something really wacky happens, that will be in the Orange Bowl.

Games to watch:

IN@(4)Iowa:  Iowa has been  sneaking by all these games, but they still get the win.  One of these days…but probably not this one.
Noon on ESPN

Western Kentucky@North Texas:  The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers are 0-7.  The North Texas Mean Green are 1-6. This game is gonna be epic!
4:15 on local channels and ESPN360.

(12)PSU@NW:  Once again, we cannot just assume an easy win here.  If you remember last week, NW was down 28-3 halfway through the 2nd and ending up winning the game 29-28.  What an incredible comeback from a team that just refused to give up.  Penn State outclasses NW in almost every way, but we cannot take these games lightly, and we especially cannot be looking forward the big one next week.
4:30pm on ESPN

(3)TX@(14)OKST:  This game is actually HUGE because of the implications that many do not realize.  OKST is 3-0 in the Big12 South conference, the SAME as TX.  That means, if OKST wins this, not only does it knock Texas out of the Title game, but could also knock TX out of the BCS bowl games.  That is correct, if OKST wins today, TX may not even be playing in a 2010 game.  On the flip side, if TX wins, this is their last real game of the season and they will more than likely play in the Title game.
8pm on ABC (regional)

(5)USC@(10)OR:  If the Ducks win this one, then they have dramatically increased their chances of making it to the Rose Bowl.   This game is not the be-all-end-all for the league because both Oregon and USC have to play Arizona, who has the worst (or the best if they win) schedule in the country for the last 4 weeks of conference play.  An Oregon win today means if they beat Arizona on 11/21 then they are going to the Rose Bowl.  If USC wins today, then Oregon has to lose to Arizona and USC has to defeat Arizona for them to go to the Rose Bowl.  No matter who wins, if Arizona wins out the rest of their season, they will probably be getting the Rose Bowl bid.  This is an exciting year for the normally boring conference.
8pm on ABC (regional)

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Josh

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 8

October 23, 2009

Week 7 Recap:

How can Penn State win the Big Ten:
1. Penn State - win out season.  This will result in loses MN, UM, NW, OSU, IU, and MSU.
-On Target
2. Wisconsin - loses next 2 games against OSU and Iowa.  That is just my prediction, but I will be rooting for WI this weekend because if they beat OSU that will make this scenario easier, but then we really need to become UM fans for the rest of the season.
3. Purdue - Will lose to OSU, Wisconsin, or UM.  Only need one loss.  However, since they do not play PSU this year, as soon as Purdue loses one game we need to root for them that point forward.
4. Iowa - lose to UM today and lose to OSU on 11/14
-Maybe MSU and OSU?
5. UM - this one is very important: they beat OSU in the last week.
-Not necessary anymore, but wouldn’t it be nice?

Dude.  Purdue.  Wow.

BCS Ranking came out.  BSU beat Oregon and Cincy beat USF.  Can someone please explain why they are both ranked better than an undefeated Big Ten Iowa?

Week 8:

Games to watch:

MN@(19)OSU:  I’m not really seeing any important games in the noon timeslot, so this will have to do.  I’m not saying the other games won’t be fun to watch or close, but none of them will really shake up the season.  Both MN and OSU were massively embarrassed last week so this could just be a nice slugfest.  Go Gophers even though I doubt they will win in the Horseshoe.
Noon on ESPN

TN@(2)Bama: For the rest of the season, the Bama and FL games are important because I am confident that one of them is going to the BCS Championship.  I’m rooting to Bama because I am sick of FL (see below).  Bama is gonna win this one.
3:30 on CBS

(11)OR@WA:  Sorry WA, I was a huge fan in the beginning of the season, but I’m fairly certain 49.5 states want to see someone other than USC win the Pac-10.  Go Ducks!
3:30 on ABC West

(13)PSU@UM: This game is huge!  It is our toughest away game all season.  Penn State has not won at the Big House since before the 1998 shutout.  Penn State needs to take this opportunity to break the loss streak.  I am predicting that Royster will be the playmaker and take advantage of Michigan’s somewhat weak rush defense.  And I hope he does because apparently Stephfon Green is on the DL this week. Go Lions!
3:30 on ABC East

(6)Iowa@MSU:  Iowa has lost 4 consecutive games at Spartan Stadium. With the OSU loss Iowa is now the Big Ten team with the target which hasn’t been the case for quite some time.  It will be interesting to see how they play with this new pressure.  However, if they do win, then I really hope the BCS acknowledges the Big Ten and at least moves move them to 4 ahead of BSU and Cincy.
7 on Big 10 Network

(1)FL@MissState: Is anyone else sick of the media’s love for Tebow?  What, now that ND sucks we need to find someone else’s…  Last week a FL receiver made an incredible catch on a bad pass and the announcer was explaining how accurate the ball was thrown, not giving any credit to the receiver.  I’m so sick the University of Tebow Fightin Tebows.  Tebow hands off to Tebow who passes to Tebow.  There are so many talented players on that team but no can name anyone else.  I doubt MissState is the school to beat them, but at this point in the season I am rooting against FL and for Bama to represent the SEC, solely to shut up the ridiculous media.

Until next week…

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Josh

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My cousin Suzy had to break into her own house through a second story bathroom window.

October 11, 2009

"Josh and Kristin were at my house watching Penn State when I left. I didn't have to lock the house so I left my keys sitting on the hook. When Joe and I got home at 11 I realized I was locked out. The next morning I got a ladder from Aunt Nancy and Ray's. Josh held the ladder while I climbed to the top ad Kristin was our photographer."

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 6

October 09, 2009

Week 5 recap:

It was a fairly boring weekened outside of MSU beating UM, VT not blowing away Duke, and a really exciting Miami game, which may be their last until the final conference game against USF. Slight correction about a comment I made last week: VT needs to lose 2 games for Miami to get to a BCS bowl game, and if they keep playing like they did against Duke, that may happen.

How can Penn State win the Big Ten:
1. Penn State - win out season.  This will result in loses MN, UM, NW, OSU, IU, and MSU.
2. Wisconsin - loses next 2 games against OSU and Iowa.  That is just my prediction, but I will be rooting for WI this weekend because if they beat OSU that will make this scenario easier, but then we really need to become UM fans for the rest of the season.
3. Purdue - Will lose to OSU, Wisconsin, or UM.  Only need one loss.  However, since they do not play PSU this year, as soon as Purdue loses one game we need to root for them that point forward.
4. Iowa - lose to UM today and lose to OSU on 11/14
5. UM - this one is very important: they beat OSU in the last week.

If this happens, PSU is the only 1 loss team in Big Ten and we get to play the intriguing non-obvious winner of the Pac-10.

As the season progresses, and my points do or do not happen, then the formula will change. As of right now, this if the *most likely* scenario, but this is college football.  Heck, Iowa could lose to MSU in East Lansing.

Week 6:

Did anyone else see the Nebraska/Mizzou game last night?  The Tigers went into the 4th quarter winning 12-0 and LOST 27-12.  You read that correctly.  Nebraska scored 27 points in just the 4th quarter.  Another exciting fact about the game; there was a total of 20 penalties for 208 yards.  2 full fields of penalties!

Games to watch:

Eastern Illinois@(14)PSU: On because it is PSU.
Noon EST on ESPN Classic

(3)Bama@(20)OleMiss:  Big game for both teams.  Ole Miss has 1 loss to the Gamecocks but being in the SEC, 1 loss is not a big  deal. Bama is their first of 3 challenges this season.  Bama needs to not only win, but to win big, proving that they belong at 3, where they will remain if they win (see FL/LSU for reason).  I am expecting a good game in the beginning, but Bama should pull away second half.
3:30 EST on CBS

WI@(9)OSU:  In case you did not know, the unranked Badgers are 5-0.  They are not ranked because they have sloppily won those games against iffy teams.  OSU is the first real game in their schedule and boy is it a tough one.  As I stated above, I will be rooting for WI but I do not expect them to win.
3:30 EST on ABC

(1)FL@(4LSU): If Florida wins this game, I am predicting they win the national championship.  However, with that said, I do not think they win tonight.  LSU is going to win this game at home.  The insane 12th man will help, but the real factor is the concept of team. Here's a quick test: Name more than one player on FL.  Now name any player on LSU.  I firmly believe the team will win.  Finally, to finish a point I made in the Bama game, if LSU wins, they will swap rankings with FL.  If FL wins, LSU will drop only a few spots.
8 EST on CBS

That's it for this week.

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Josh

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The Daily Iowan praises Penn State Fans - Found by Hailey

October 03, 2009

TheDailyIowan

Commentary: Nittany Lions a total class act

BY JON LINDER | SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 7:20 AM

On a chilly, rainy night in Happy Valley, the warmest hearts were those of Iowa’s defeated hosts.

I was lucky enough to be one the soggy, gold-clad Iowa fans who witnessed the exodus of the “White House” on Sept. 26.

As the predominant chant in Beaver Stadium transitioned from “We Are … Penn State” to “We Own … Penn State,” I couldn’t help but direct my jeers at a man who was probably the poorest sport in Happy Valley.

In retrospect, I couldn’t be more ashamed.

My brother and I sat on the border of Iowa’s designated cheering section and, consequently, had the pleasure of meeting who I surmised was the saddest representation of an otherwise stellar fan base in State College, Pa.

This white-wearing Nittany Lion fan spent more time in the first half taunting the Iowa faithful around him than he did watching the game. But he was nowhere to be found as my man Adam Robinson scampered into the end zone with 8:32 to play, putting Iowa ahead by a touchdown.

That idiot’s exit was the last I saw of poor sportsmanship in Happy Valley.

Although the atmosphere was rain-soaked and somber, I was treated with more respect after the game than I have anywhere outside Iowa City as a visiting fan.

Whenever the Hawkeyes win in Ames, you can expect a certain four-letter word followed by a three-letter word. The same is true for fans in State College, but it’s a considerably less crude — “Good job.”

I couldn’t count how many times a Penn State fan walked up to my group of Iowa fans after the game and said, “Congrats” or “the best team won.” One guy even gave us an entire box of still-hot leftover pizza.

While I wasn’t sure what I did to deserve congratulations, one thing became abundantly clear — Penn State has the classiest fans in the Big Ten.

It was so refreshing to see the outpouring of respect the Penn State supporters bestowed following such a crippling loss, especially in this age of college football. These days, sportsmanship and respect for opponents are somewhat rare.

Look no further than Tennessee and Florida head coaches Lane Kiffin and Urban Meyer.

Kiffin’s verbal jabs at Meyer’s Gators during the off-season were childish and unbecoming of a coach at any level. Last week, both coaches were reprimanded by the SEC for the unsportsmanlike comments they made following Florida’s 23-13 win over Tennessee on Sept. 19.

If someone told Kiffin or Meyer to say, “Good job,” after that game and mean it, they would still be scratching their heads.

Speaking of head-scratchers, what do you think suspended Oregon running back LeGarrette Blount would think of Penn State’s humility?

The Ducks’ tailback was the culprit behind “the punch heard ’round the world” in Week One.
For anyone who didn’t see the “SportsCenter” extreme over-coverage of the event, Blount dropped Boise State’s Byron Hout with a punch to the jaw following a 19-8 Boise State win on Sept. 3. Hout had verbally taunted Blount seconds before the sucker punch.

Blount capped his tirade off by attempting to fight Boise State fans, and he had to be subdued by coaches, teammates, and police officers.

Blount’s antics after the punch have left a black-eye on the Oregon program that will linger much longer than Hout’s sore jaw.

With these and a myriad of other instances in mind, I firmly believe the Big Ten is composed of the classiest fans, coaches, and players in the country. Who is the trendsetter of the group?

They are … Penn State.

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 5

October 02, 2009

Week 4 recap special: The Penn State season is not over!

The season is not over.  It’s not as Rosey (yes, pun intended) as it was, but it certainly isn’t over.  We were Big 10 co-champions in 2005 and 2008, both seasons when we lost one game.  And let’s face it, as a member of the Big 10, did we really even have a chance of making it to the National Championship game?  Our odds were incredibly slim, even if we went undefeated.  Prior to last week, if we wanted a national championship bid, Texas would need to lose, which is highly unlikely, and Alabama, Florida, and LSU would all need to lose, and considering Florida and Bama’s biggest challenges are LSU and then each other, even if all 3 of them had 1 loss, they would still more than likely be ranked higher than us.

So stop worrying about the National championship game.  Let’s focus on what is still attainable, first the Rose Bowl, and if not that, then realistically the Orange Bowl, which will be going to the Big 10 runner up because even though we aren’t the best conference, we are the richest and have the most viewers.

The best case scenario is that PSU wins out the season and every other Big 10 team somehow loses 2 games.  If (when) we win against OSU on November 7, we may have to root for the Buckeyes against Iowa depending on how the season is and where everyone is ranked, but we can hold off on that for about a month.  With MSU already losing 1 conference game, the formula for success this season, we need to root for the teams we have not played and root against the teams we have.  We need to play high-ranking teams, and then see them struggle.  With luck and some very fun upsets in our favor, the season could end up the same as it would have if we went undefeated; a bid to the Rose Bowl.

Week 5:

Everyone knows the rankings changed dramatically last week, so I am not going to bother analyzing them.  One question though before the games of the week:  Why the heck is College Gameday at Boston College for the Florida State Game?

Games to watch:

Arkansas State@(13)Iowa: Unfortunately, I do not think Arkansas State is the team to beat Iowa and it will have no effect on the Big Ten standings even if they do.  I’m just curious how well Iowa will play coming off a big win and then looking ahead towards UM.  Btw, get your Maize & Blue ready for next weekend’s primetime (but 2nd biggest) game.
12:05 EST on ESPN2

(4)LSU@(18)GA:  This is gonna be a great high-action game.  Both of these teams are good, and with Tennessee looking better than expected this year, this will be the first of three very difficult games for GA this month, capping off with Florida.  If they expect to make anything of their season they need a win tonight.  With that said, Les Miles won’t let that happen because LSU is a serious contender for the National Championship, but he needs to keep his team grounded because they play Florida next week in what may be the biggest game of the year during the regular season. Quite frankly, I want to see either LSU or Bama beat (ahem, play against) Texas instead of Florida, so not only am I predicting a win, but I’m rooting for it too.
3:30 EST on CBS

WA@ND:  Even though WA lost to Standford last weekend, they are still in the running for PAC-10 champion since they beat USC and CAL lost.  Also, I love a comeback story and Charlie Weis physically disgusts me.  I’m fairly certain the only reason he runs out of the tunnel is they give the trainer a Twinkie and he’s afraid that Brady Quinn will have nothing to do this weekend and steal it.  Now seriously, how can you be a football coach and be that out of shape? Go Huskies!
3:30 EST on NBC

(15)PSU@Illinois:  This is not a cupcake people.  I know that Daryl Clark is not Morelli, but I cannot shake that feeling of how sloppy we may play after a big loss, especially against a team that was embarrassed against OSU last week with a shutout.  Obviously I am picking PSU, but we better get our act together.
3:30 EST on ABC

(7)USC@(24)CAL:  Is this the equivalent of the PAC-10 championship game?  Not even remotely.  With Oregon destroying CAL last week and Washington looking freakish awesome for team that was 0-12 last season (even thought they lost to Stanford last week), I might say something that I have not considered in many seasons: the PAC-10 is going to be exciting.  This may be USC’s year to give up the PAC-10 championship that they have held since 2002.  Not only do they have to face CAL this weekend, but then they play Oregon next weekend.
8 EST on ABC (depending on location)

(8)OK@(17) Miami:  Game 4 of 4 of the most difficult season opening.  Miami needs to win this game if they want any shot of a good bowl game.  Also, if Miami wins this and VT loses just one more game, which seems unlikely, Miami would probably go to the Orange Bowl.
8 EST on ABC (depending on location)

Have a great weekend!

WE ARE!
Josh

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My NCAA Football Letter - Week 4

September 25, 2009

Week 3 recap:

I do not know what is more impressive. Miami going from unranked to #9 or Washington going from a 0-12 season to being ranked.  USC went 0 for 10 on third down conversions.  The game played like a classic Big Ten defensive struggle.  Wonderful entertainment!

MSU does not = Big Ten dark horse anymore.  

O yeah, apparently the TN coach did get to FL for the first half.  Then Tebow realized who he was and once again won the game and then ran for president and won.

Week 4:

Where is College Gameday gonna be this weekend?  That's right, the happiest of all the valleys. Booya! More on that later.

Conference play, conference play, conference play, conference play!

Games to watch:

South Florida@(18)FSU:  SF has been decimating the cupcakes and this is a huge road game for them to prove themselves.  They start off the season strong, but then lose it towards the end.  This is an early game and lets face it, Penn Staters love to see Bobby lose and JoePa win.
Noon on ESPNU

(6)CAL@Oregon: Why is this game important? If PSU goes undefeated, but FL and TX also go undefeated, then PSU is going to the Rose Bowl, no discussion.  The other team that goes to the Rose Bowl if the FL/TX scenario becomes true, is the winner of the PAC-10.  This weekend CAL plays Oregon, which they should win.  Next weekend they play USC, which will be a good game.  Now here's the fun part, CAL's last conference game is against Washington.  Let's say USC beats CAL but then CAL beats Washington and all of them only lose 1 conference game (assuming Washington runs the conference table until that point.)  That will make for some interesting BCS decisions.  All three teams have technically defeated each other by association.  Neat!
3:30 on ABC (depending on area, not sure which game will play.  I was obviously incorrect last week)

(9)Miami@(11)VT: Miami is on a roll and I believe they will win.
3:30 on ABC (depending on area, not sure which game will play.)

Iowa@(5)PSU: The revenge game.  The team that kept us from the perfect record.  It's a home game.  It's prime time.  College Gameday is there.  It's a Whiteout. The mighty Nittany Lions, the best they've ever seen!
8pm on ABC

We Are!
Josh

The People of Wal-Mart - Found by Kate, Marc, and Steve

September 18, 2009

From the site: " This site is simply a satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America’s favorite store. Walmart is Americana baby, Enjoy!"

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The Onion: Parents on Facebook/Twitter - Found by Andy

September 14, 2009


Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

Hamster Mug Shot - Found by Marc S

September 12, 2009

Official Penn State Football Video

September 11, 2009


Why some parents should not be allowed on Facebook - Found by Hailey

September 10, 2009

FBM1
FBM2

Facebook Mom on CollegeHumor

Penn State has the best student section

September 6, 2009

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Penn State's student section roars to the top. 
(Photo by Paul Spinelli/Getty Images)
1. Penn State -- After witnessing the whiteout last year and seeing Paternoville, I'm a 100 percent believer that the Nittany Lions have the best student section in the nation.
2. Notre Dame -- High points for T-shirt coordination for every home game and for its overall support.
3. Texas A&M -- Even though its team has fallen on hard times, based on my criteria, the Aggies student section still scores high points in all categories.
4. Michigan -- Based solely on outstanding organization (although it loses points for the smart-aleck factor). I do, however, admire its energy.
5. Florida -- The Swamp is one of my favorite places in the country to watch a game. The student section creates a ton of energy that is evident from the field.

Source: Sixth Annual Herbie Awards

It's funny because its true - Found by Hailey

September 4, 2009

SJLYA


Solar Roads: The power source of the future? - Found by Chris

September 1, 2009


KFC's Shocking New Sandwich - Found by Chris

August 31, 2009


Vince has lost it! - Found by Dan

August 23, 2009

"So I'm watching a science channel documentary on planetary formation. I kid you not, the program goes into a commercial break and I'm serenaded by this new slap-chop commercial. No joke, that whole thing, dance-clips and all, was aired as a 3 minute commercial on the science channel." - Dan

カップヌードル・チーズカレー「昼下がり・ダブルチーズ・新発売」編 - Found by Hailey

August 21, 2009

Awkward Family Photos- Found by Kate

August 20, 2009

I highly recommend the Hall of Fame section.

Click the pic for the site.
Awkward

Penn State Whiteout - Found by Hailey

August 16, 2009

Penn State on ESPN Commercial- Found by Joanna

August 13, 2009

Penn State SI Cover - Found by all my Penn State friends

August 12, 2009

PSU SI Cover

Bob Barker...You Dog! - Found by Dan

August 5, 2009

Things Marketing People Love - Found by Hailey

July 25, 2009

THINGS MARKETING PEOPLE LOVE

Apple Wheel - Found By Dan

July 25, 2009

Your Printer Is A Brat - Found By Joey

July 1, 2009

Fantastic Bruno Quote - Found by Chris

June 30th, 2009

You know, the American celebrities all look great, but you know that Iranian guy? What's he called, Achmujenazed? I mean, he's got this whole taxi-driver thing going on in the moment, but he's got to change it 'cause he's actually kind of cute. He's like basically the Iranian George Clooney. He's basically the cutest guy in the whole Middle Eastern region of middle Earth." -- Bruno, talking to Wonderwall, on who should get a makeover

Original location on Wonderwall

Web Site Story - Found By Hailey

June 30, 2009